My favorite jokes. (The Internet calls them dad-jokes. Meh.)What is brown and sticky?
What did the wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a see-saw.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in a tree?
Because they are so good at it.
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why did the spider go to college?
She wanted to be a web designer.
What did the 0 say to the 8?